he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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