Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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