Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I think I died a long time ago.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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