he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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