This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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