Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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