I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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