So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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