i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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