plz talk dirty to me
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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