when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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