I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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