Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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