People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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