she was so not down for the gang bang
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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