do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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