I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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