if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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