k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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