HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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