i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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