I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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