Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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