I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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