You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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