You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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