If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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