How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
