She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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