Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize
