She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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