mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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