Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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