Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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