Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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