the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
