So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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