I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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