I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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