It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?