Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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