this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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