Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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