You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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