Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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