Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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