chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
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Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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