OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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