Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I met the friendliest cop last night
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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