i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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