But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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