I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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