Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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